I feel like such a wet sandwich today.

"Why are you so sad?" She asks


"I’m always sad." I don’t look up.
She takes another drag of her cigarette and meets her eyes with mine,
“Me too”


*jokingly hits on u but means it 100%*

(via laughuntilwedie)

So I locked myself out of my apartment last night, but I also picked the lock and got back into my apartment. Who is the real winner?