wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(via d3ssins)

Work is paying me right now to drink beer. I can’t.

I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

(Source: ididntasktobemade, via d3ssins)

famphic:

i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!

(via liaby)