I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
In 6th grade I made you cry. What I wanted to do was to make you miss me. Sometimes I’m not clear with my actions, and I’m even more confusing with my words.
In 7th grade I made you need me. What I wanted to do was to give you space. Sometimes I’m too extreme. Other times I’m not extreme enough.
In the 8th and 9th grade we stopped talking. What I wanted from you was a phone call. Sometimes it isn’t always my fault that things get fucked.
In 10th grade we no longer knew each other. At this time I did not notice. Sometimes I get distracted with my own life.
In 11th and 12th grade you made me crazy. What I wanted was to get away from you. Sometimes other people make mistakes too.
After I graduated, I got away from you. This is what I wanted. Sometimes I have nothing to say.
Presently, you’re in and out of my life. You’ve got a life and I’ve got a life and we talk sometimes and that is exactly what I wanted. And sometimes people meet half way.
*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!